Oops I Beat a Few Games but None of Them Felt like They Could Hold an Entire Post by Themselves

Normally I try to do one of these posts after every game I beat but they all felt a little too short, or similar, to hold their own post so I basically stocked them???

Steam Header art for Terra Nil - Vita Nova update

Tera Nil (Vita Nova update)
Now I know what you’re thinking, “DO, didn’t you beat this at release?” and the answer is yes, but Vita Nova basically restructured the game’s goals as well as new maps and mechanics.

A screenshot of Tera Nil, showing the new animal requirement screen, all the animals are satisfied!

Because of that, I counted it as a “rebeat” and it was enjoyable to revisit a really relaxing game.

English Logo for the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
I genuinely thought when I beat TTYD(remake) that I’d be able to go “Here’s a LOAD of thoughts” but honestly when I reflected, no, I don’t. “But DO, it’s a whole REMAKE surely you’ve got a lot to say?”, and sure, I do! But I don’t think it’d last more than two or three paragraphs.

A screenshot of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Switch Remake, as Mario and Goombella face an excited Koops who says "For real? No Kidding? Yes! Thank you so much! You won't regret this!"

Why is that? Because it’s faithful to the original, and not in a “Pokémon Brilliant Diamond/Shining Pearl” faithful, but like this back when I originally beat it and put some thoughts down:

if you have the GCN TTYD, and an easy way to play it, you can skip the Switch remake. This isn’t because the remake is bad but more that, it’s *incredibly* faithful but not in a detracting way like Pokémon BDSP was.

The big change really is OST, some minor QoL changes and enhanced visuals along with two extra superbosses.

Other than that, it’s TTYD! Which is great ‘cus TTYD is great! But also, you might not wanna drop the full price on it, be it for reasons about Nintendo’s actions or just, again, it’s the same game.

This isn’t to say I regret it, not at all! But it’s value for me was as someone who doesn’t have easy access to the original, and didn’t really want to emulate it was greater than it would be for anyone who can easily set up their Gamecube/Wii and play it (or emulate it.)

That all said, you NEED to listen to the OST! The whole thing is arranged and even has all new tracks, and they even gave every chapter a unique arrangement of the original standard battle theme

Chapter 1 (The “original” arrange)
Chapter 4’s arrangement

You can feel the Origami King’s sound team going wild with the OST. They even added in extra arrangements of themes that weren’t there before, such as giving Lord Crump a unique theme in Chapter 5 instead of reusing his Chapter 2 theme

This trend of new arranges comes in with bosses, as even the final boss of the Pit of 100 Trials has its own unique arrange, and is perhaps my favourite track in the game, but I’ll leave that as a link in case you don’t want to spoil that for yourself.

Other points with the remake is the visuals are fantastic, they took the direction of Origami King’s art style, and then applied it to the TTYD areas. In the concept art they even have physical examples of them using origami and paper craft to visualise how to translate them to the game engine.

A screenshot of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Switch Remake, as Mario and Koops look at The Great Tree, the area has a slightly polychromatic effect in the floor A screenshot of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Switch Remake, Mario and the Yoshi Kid up against the Atomic Boo. In the background is a balcony in front of a massive stained glass art of Doopliss and some Piranha Plants. A screenshot of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Switch Remake, Mario and a Conductor Toad looking at the raised bridge at the Riverside Station

And finally, the game gave us a retranslation of the original story and hell yeah Trans Vivian

A screenshot of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Switch Remake, Mario (but as a purple silhouette) talking to Vivian who says "Truth is, it took me a while to realise I was their sister... not their brother. Now their usual bullying feels heavier"

Logo and Steam Library header art for Balatro

Balatro
Balatro ended up in this list because it’s simple, though fun. Kinda like Vampire Survivors. There’s not much I can say about it. It’s single player poker, but cheating and is just incredibly addictive to keep playing that once I beat the 5 base coloured decks I had to go “I NEED TO PLAY SOMETHING ELSE”… and then kept playing it.

Anyway here’s my flush five of a kind, a totally legal move in poker.

A screenshot of Balatro of the player playing a "Flush Five of a Kind", all consisting of five 8 of Spades

Logo and Steam Library header art for Dorfromantik

Dorfromantik
“You can beat this game? It’s endless right?” and here’s how I categorised this as a “beat”

Unlocked all challenges and earned the first reward in each, I consider that a beat.

It could be argued that this is an endless game, but the rewards (and achievements) kind of make this something that is a tangible end point.

I’ve no other comments other than “It’s a cute little puzzler where you put down tiles to score points and try to earn more tiles, so you can keep building”. Cute and chill! Lovely when you need something relaxing.

Logo and Steam Library header art for Sonic Superstars

Sonic Superstars
I have a lot of thoughts about Sonic Superstars but at the same time I don’t think it’d hold a full post…

Okay, breathe in.

Sonic Superstars is a 2D Sonic game which was left to another team who weren’t the Mania team. The game wants to pump too many new mechanics in instead of smoothly, gating them behind a special stage that I personally feel is the worst in the entire franchise and then eventually requiring them in stages.

Sorry I got angry there let me calm down for a moment.

Sonic Superstars does not know what it wants to be, it masquerades as a Classic Sonic 2D game but plays like a modern 2D Sonic game similar to the Sonic Advance games and especially similar to Sonic 4 Episodes 1 & 2, as such it seems to struggle with its own identity and not really grasp what made those classic games fun, learning no lessons from Sonic Mania’s success and taking so many of Sonic 4’s failings. The level design has an over-reliance on poorly telegraphed obstacles and bottomless pits, so so many bottomless pits that it’s an issue even in the first zone, Bridge Hill. Jun Senoue has been forced to use his Sonic 4-esque synths and compositions which is one of his weakest musical qualities but trankfully that is partly tempered by Tee Lopes, Hidenori Shoji, Rintaro Soma, Takahiro Kai and TORIENA (who did my favourite track from Team Sonic Racing that I listened to so many times in 2019 that it dominated my “most played” for years, Bingo Party). Jun’s musical ability has moved on from the Mega Drive era, he should be allowed to make music he wants and not clearly forced to attempt to create music from that era.

But the biggest “sin” from Sonic 4 it took in? Every boss wants to be cinematic, every boss. Classic Sonic battles, hell even the Advance games, knew not to give extreme i-frames to a boss, to allow the player to go ham on the boss at great risk to themselves, be it losing rings or even losing a life. It’s simple risk/reward, the reward being beating a boss quicker, or feeling gratified that you could, and then scoring a greater time bonus. Instead Sonic Superstars will make you sit through the boss going through a lengthy wind-up, before maybe even putting the player at risk, before allowing the player the grace of hitting the boss once, very rarely twice. Before then playing the next wind-up animation and so on.

This is worst in the final boss where it is completely out of the player’s range in the background, leaving you to have to wait for it to bump a missile back at it from behind, but only one before it goes to the next attack animation where you can’t hit it. It then has the audacity after being defeated having a second stage that isn’t checkpointed meaning if you died you have to redo that first stage all over again. Why am I calling them stages? When both stages have individual phases where the attacks change etc. in them. But this is semantics, the fact of the matter is that almost half the time in this the boss is completely invulnerable and you have a time limit to deal with.

This design for bosses is at best boring, at worst frustrating, and always boring. 3D Sonic games have a similar “cinematic wind-up” problem too, but generally you’re doing something in that to build up to knocking the boss’ health down, such as say Egg Walker in Sonic Adventure where you need to damage the legs after it attacks to allow you to attack Eggman directly, all the while giving you reasons to dodge his attacks in the process. See also Biolizard, or Egg Hawk, or Frigate Orcan, etc. You don’t feel like as a player you’re being arbitrarily forced to wait because the game wants to fully run its animations first, generally. There are some serious examples of similar “just gotta wait a while” bosses in 3D Sonic such as Chaos 4 in Sonic Adventure or WYVERN in Sonic Frontiers.

The biggest reason I think I’m frustrated by all this is… Superstars has decent potential in there to shake up the classic formula and play itself, but it’s held back by so many factors that the reception means that SEGA absolutely won’t try again. Except the special stages, there’s no potential there forget them entirely.

At least I got to be a dragon

A screenshot of Sonic Superstars featuring Super Trip sliding down a water slide.

…Okay maybe Sonic Superstars could’ve been it’s own post.

And a vague mention, I didn’t beat it but I put a lot of time in to it so I have thoughts on it.

Logo and Steam Library header art for Loop Hero

Loop Hero
It starts out interesting, the premise is neat, before long it feels like you’re grinding for the sake of grinding while the game just scales itself tremendously faster than you as the player can. It just began to feel more like a job than a game, a pity.

The Planet Crafter

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Steam Page (Press Kit)

(The) Planet Crafter is an open world survival crafting game with base building elements while you work on terraforming a barren lifeless planet in to a lush world that supports complex life. So… elements of Factorio, Satisfactory and other games like them but in a more casual player friendly way. Yes I mean it that way on purpose, I’ve seen what insane things some of you do in Factorio and Satisfactory.

Don’t get me wrong I have been interested in those games but they’re… a lot! Possibly a little too much for me! Meanwhile Planet Crafter breaks down it’s end game point in to a simple thing for you to track, “Terraformation Index” which as it progresses unlocks blueprints to help you further that goal. This index is then broken down in to the global values for atmospheric oxygen, temperature, atmospheric pressure, and a few stages along the planet’s total biomass which all also have unique blueprints to unlock as well.

This builds the game’s loop:

  • Collect resources to construct items that raise those metrics
  • Those metrics unlock new items to construct
  • Find the new resources you may need and construct those new items
  • Gradually build machines to take some of that work load

Gradually building up your base while you do it.

A screenshot of Planet crafter, pretty early in the game

Eventually your machines and goals become grander and grander as your require more energy, more space, and more resources. You even launch satellites in to space! Though I have a tip, they are tangible and don’t launch three at once, or do, it was funny and didn’t actually give any kind of penalty for doing so.

A screenshot of The Planet Crafter where there are three rockets firing off against a cliff tangled with one-another, instead of going to space

It’s an engaging loop honestly. Especially as I was suffering from concrud and just needed a relaxing game to push through it (and couldn’t pick up Paper Mario TTYD for the Switch ‘cus I didn’t want to give it to my relatives ‘cus I had to get it sent to theirs). That said I do have some criticisms.

There’s only one map. While you can choose your starting point it doesn’t really change much once you’ve played once ‘cus you have a rough idea of where things are. Now there are spoiler reasons having a single map works here, but those spoiler pieces are effectively set pieces and can be moved around where needed. It would be neat to have at least a few handful of maps (not even be procedurally generated!) so that there is more incentive beyond challenging yourself to replay the game, especially given you can get all (at time of writing) 55 achievements on a single play-through, I know I did!

A screenshot of Steam's UI showing the player having 55/55 achievements for The Planet Crafter

If it is an issue with spoiler reasons, then maybe have those new maps unlock on clearing the game. However the game is recently past 1.0 and they’re still working on the game (I got it just after they added explosives in 1.0.3) so maybe this is a consideration Miju Games already have.

We’re also thinking about DLC, like new planets to explore, but that will take a little more time.
From news post: Thank you for an amazing 1.0 launch!

Oh, guess they are!

A few of the machines to automate resource collection actually come along later than you expect because of how slow some of the terraforming factors increase. As a repeat player now I’d know to focus more on that factor to get access to the ore extractor sooner, but on a first time play it’s very easy to fall in to the trap of focusing on oxygen and heat. That’s a rookie mistake, easy enough to not repeat the same mistake later.

However automation of getting those items from A to B comes a lot later in the game with some pretty intense requirements, so because I was used to just lugging myself around I hadn’t even bothered to check out drones worked until I went to get the achievement and realise I was shooting myself in the foot for the latter half of the game because there was no steering, other than an achievement, really to try using them. A lot of other resource gathering and base building games would have some rudimentary automation at this point, usually conveyor belts, so some kind of “dumb” but cheap way to move items before the attentive drones that can easily work out how to move items without a set path, that way you’re primed for the better automation later.

Speaking of automation, there’s no indication that ore extractors at certain points on the map can extract specialist items there until you have at least T3 level of mapping. The base extractor literally just says “Automatically extracts ores from the ground” and an improvement to that literally will make that obvious would be to add on to the end “can extract some rarer ores in specific locations”. It doesn’t tell you where it can do that but it would incentive the player to go “wow there’s a lot of sulfur here, I wonder if the ore extractor would pull more sulfur here?”. Even the final upgrade doesn’t make this clear, “Extracts any ore from the ground depending on the user’s selection.” is incorrect, because there are ores that you need to specifically place the extractor for it to collect those ores, which again could just be fixed by just tweaking the wording to “Extracts a specific ore from the local area depending on the user’s selection.” because it still retains that “okay there’s certain ores that need this item in those locations and not next door to my base” ‘cus trust me unless you’ve built your base somewhere weird, the extractor is not gonna be digging up uranium at your base.

For some reason, of the three biomass categories, insects takes a long time to build up and kind of stifles you TI for a little while, and the satellite to boost it’s rate is locked behind resources you probably don’t want to shoot off in to space. Plants go pretty quick, as do the non-insect animals (fish/amphibians/mammals), but insects are so slow in that regard that it meant it took a while for for me to get some of the animal related structures I needed. One could argue “rookie mistake” again but I don’t think it completely was as I think on a repeat play-through I’d be doing the same desperate search for an “uncommon larvae” to try to get my insect biomass going ‘cus common larvae were pointless at that moment in time as even with my plant output I’d reached insect stage significantly before I unlocked the Butterfly Dome that would’ve made common larvae worthwhile.

That all said, it is still a game I enjoyed a lot and typing all this out I’m still thinking of doing a second playthrough now I’m familiar with the game’s mechanics. But also now I’m well I have to put my time in to other things, like art, catching up on my Obsidian journal, and typing up that Confuzzled recap, y’know. Not base builder things.

It also gave me the itch to play No Man’s Sky again due to it’s similar base building style, except that would be a lot more of a play-through than a maximum of 48.4 hours that a rookie run of The Planet Crafter took :V

I did think my final base was pretty though. A mess, but pretty!

A screenshot of The Planet Crafter at the end of the game, the player looking down on their complicated but colourful base

Quick Pre-CFz Game Clear Round-Up

So in-between Confuzzled badge coms I was doing quick game clears. I.e. games I could just put a short amount of time in to with each session, ‘cus that way I didn’t go completely nose to the grindstone when doing the comms!

Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart

Title Screen for Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart, featuring a chequered flag background with the logo above it
SRB2 Wiki

Like I’ve known people were playing this forever ago, but with the release of Dr. Robotnik’s Ring Racers I figured I’d finally give it a try, and I found out all the tracks give medals for doing decently against ghost data so suddenly this became a game with a clearable state beyond just doing time trials. Not played online though but I’d be trounced.

I did after this give DrRRR a try but it’s just so many buttons my head did not like it, maybe I’ll come back to it later but for now I’m good.

Vampire Survivors: Operation Guns

Logo and key art for Vampire Survivors: Operation Guns featuring from left to right: Lance Bean (from Contra), Zi'Assunta Belpaese (from Vampire Survivors) and Bill Rizer (from Contra)
Steam Page

Ha ha, contra go brrrrrrrrr 🙂 Of course we all know the real reason to get this DLC

A screenshot of the announcement trailer of Vampire Survivors: Operation Guns, featuring the silhouette of Brad Fang in front of a full moon.

A screenshot of the announcement trailer of Vampire Survivors: Operation Guns, featuring Brad Fang pointing his gun arm somewhat towards the viewer with his tongue out like a dog when they're hanging their head out of a car.

:3

Sonic Origins Plus

Key Logo art for Sonic Origins Plus
Steam Page (Home Page)

This will honestly be very brief. Why? Well it’s repackaged games from 1991 to 1994 (or 96 for the Game Gear games that are included in Plus), what can I add to that beyond “wow the same!”

DO, at least thirty minutes later: Ah. No, I have Thoughts™ regarding this, never mind it’s not brief at all!

Well mostly. For three the four base games included, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic CD and Sonic the Hedgehog 2, these are all repackaged and updated versions of the pre-existing Retro Engine releases that already existed, the difference being until now only Sonic CD’s Retro Engine version had been released on PC (Steam, 2011) whereas Sonic 1 and 2 had only had Retro Engine versions released on iOS and Android. This is all very neat! It’s great to have a chance to “officially” play them without having to get a hold of decomps etc. for PC :V

In addition we finally got a Retro Engine version of Sonic 3 & Knuckles! Finally an official widescreen port of the game that is all in the spiffy engine that also ran Sonic Mania! Neat!

SEGA also pulled out a bit of extra money to pay for an official animated intro to not only Origins, but also intros and outros to all four games with Tyson Hesse involved, directing the animations, alongside Ian Flynn writing them. A third neat!

There’s a little missions mode that gives things like “beat this without destroying any enemies” or “destroy all these airborne enemies with Knuckles’ glide” etc. which are great if you want a little extra challenge I suppose! There’s also a museum mode where you can spend coins you earn through the games and mission that let you unlock content and so on. Coins are also used to retry special stages in anniversary mode, which for Sonic 1 and Sonic CD is a godsend ‘cus I hate those special stages.

The “anniversary” modes as well (which is the widescreen versions of the games) all did away with lives as well, earning a life just gives a coin, or three coins for earning a continue. Personally I wish we had the option not to because there is still a satisfaction in knowing you didn’t completely game over, but I do accept it’s a relic of the past now.

The last thing the base game added was a back to back mode too, where you can play Sonic 1, CD, 2 and 3 & Knuckles back to back in one long sitting, effectively as a (game) chronological look through the series. That’s actually what I considered the “beat” category for Origins Plus, beating that mode in which I gained almost 200 coins in Sonic 3 & Knuckles ‘cus I was obsessed with it as a kid and played it all the time.

And finally Origins Plus added in playable Amy as well as finally allowing Knuckles to be playable in Sonic CD. Not something I was clamouring for but it was a weird omission that Knuckles wasn’t at least in SCD in the base Origins, buuuuuut it was basically a port of SCD2011 so *shrug*

Of course what wasn’t neat that in the process of this SEGA…

  1. Pulled down the 2011 Steam release of Sonic CD

  2. Pulled down Sonic 1, Sonic 2 as well as Sonic 3 & Knuckles from SEGA Mega Drive and Genesis Classics

  3. Chose to charge honestly a somewhat galling $40USD/£35GBP at launch for this despite the fact that we are talking games that until they pulled them off the Classics collection where only a couple quid most. I appreciate that work had gone in to the game to bring it up to speed and the animations, but it was a very hard sell for me to pay for that price at launch (and why I only picked it up recently).

  4. Chose to have more gall to add in a deluxe version which… barely added anything but bumped the price another 5{INSERT CURRENCY}. (Honestly there was a whole pricing TABLE at the time which made it even wilder)

  5. May have slightly meddled with the game after the 3rd party contracted Headcannon that perhaps caused bugs with the game alongside performance issues.

  6. Either didn’t attempt to, couldn’t afford to, or decided it was too expensive, to attempt to reliecnse the music for Carnival Night Zone, Icecap Zone and Launch Base Zone. Which I kind of get, two of them of them are associated with Michael Jackson’s music as he was supposedly brought on for Sonic 3’s music (it’s one of those open secrets at this point, it’s a whole thing I’m not getting in to it) and IceCap Zone turned to be Brad Buxer choosing to use an unreleased track from his band The Jetzons, Hard Times.

    Hard Times is honestly a pretty good song btw, I don’t blame Brad wanting to reuse what was at the time a melody that might’ve otherwise not had the public hear it outside of a silly little videogame with a blue hedgehog. I suspect given Brad still being alive and the record label even acknowledging that it was used for Icecap Zone, SEGA probably could’ve got somewhere and reused the track without too much of a cost.But I do understand that the other two tracks likely got immediately shut down by SEGA’s legal team, ‘cus I doubt SEGA would ever want to cough up what MJ’s estate would’ve wanted, if they’d even allow it

  7. Made strange choices regarding Sonic 3 & Knuckles’ audio compared to how S1, SCD and S2’s audio was handled. For some reason, with the exception of the new Super Sonic track that Jun Senoue busted out, all of the music is a lot lower in quality compared to Sonic 1 and 2 which sound accurate to their other releases. Honestly, compare these two side by side
    (Gameplay of Angel Island in Sonic Origins)
    The typically accepted game rip of Angel Island Act 1

    It’s weird! All other releases of S3&K that BGM audio has been fine! It feels unfair putting a gameplay vid next to a BGM rip but also we have that rip for a reason, that’s what the Mega Drive was putting out! It’s what emulators matched (including SEGA Mega Drive and Genesis Classics), it’s also what Sonic Mega Collection sounded like too (because it’s emulating too :V)!

    But not Origins, nope! I think, and someone who knows more than me can possibly confirm or disprove it, but they all appear to be using the audio out of the November 3rd, 1993 prototype of Sonic the Hedgehog 3. With the quality they put out, though with some tweaks to the prototype tracks that replaced IceCap etc.

    It really stands out when you have this crisp, fairly accurate audio from Sonic 1 and 2, and then it feels like you’re listening to Sonic 3 & Knuckles through a speaker with a bit of muffling in the way that detracts from the experience. I was okay with The Legal Hell being ignored to push for the original compositions that got scrapped, but the way in which it was all done is… shite honestly!

    This is fine on the PC version mind, modders were on the case pretty quickly regarding audio and you have so many choices to pick from that you can just shove in the original BGMs or a myriad of other choices to fix the lower quality. Kind of shit if you’re playing on a console version ‘cus SEGA ain’t fixing it!

  8. We then added a Sonic Origins Plus DLC right when the base game was entering the “well it’s worth it in sales” range, which meant no it was better to hold off which retained the increased price. But at lease this was actually adding things to the game.

  9. Plus DLC also added all the Game Gear games that are included in Sonic Adventure DX??? Cheaper to grab ’em there but they do actually allow for save states if you need them (and maybe Sonic 2 8-bit is worth it to do so if you find it too hard)

Speaking of the Game Gear games, I took the opportunity to clear out the Game Gear Sonic 2, Sonic Chaos and Sonic Triple Trouble finally, just to finally say I’ve beat ’em. I’m not reviewing them, they’re emulated games from 30 years ago with no changes unlike the Origins of the Mega Drive games :V

All in all Origins Plus isn’t a bad way to bundle up the original quadrilogy and have a trip down memory lane, and until the 6th of May 2024 it’s currently 50% off on Steam if you finally want to grab it. But also it is games you can already find ways to play already, this just gives the Retro Engine experience an accessible point for console and PC players.

Steam banner art for PictoQuest: The Cursed Grids

PictoQuest: The Cursed Grids

Logo for PictoQuest: The Cursed Grids
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I picked up PictoQuest a while ago, I forget the specific reason but I think it was on a ProtonJon stream? Eitherway I picked it up in 2020 and then unceremoniously dropped it and I’m not sure if it was because I got bored, got frustrated or because something else grabbed my attention later.

It’s not a bad game though, it’s exactly what it claims to be, a nonogram puzzle game (or Picross if that’s the name you recognise more but that’s a licenced name for video games as it’s owned by Nintendo) with the twist of adding a vaguely RPG mechanic to it with “Monster Grids”, where enemies attack you as you solve the puzzle on a timer (or if you make mistakes) but you can slow down the attacks and ultimately defeat the enemies by clearing lines until you complete the puzzle. There’s also items you can buy via gold you earn for beating the Monster Grids as well as the grids with treasure chests etc.

My issue with PictoQuest is that I guess I’m slower than the devs intended and I always felt like I was being rushed along on the larger puzzles. I did it mind, I 100% cleared the world map! But it did leave a bit of a bad taste to me lol. Not the fault of the game though, PictoQuest is doing exactly what it set out to be in the end!

It’s worth it if you like Nonograms but if you like doing them at a leisurely pace, it might not be for you.

Key art for Sunshine Heavy Industries

Sunshine Heavy Industries

Key art for Sunshine Heavy Industries Steam Page (Home Page)

This honestly won’t be very long as it’s a short game but a delight all the way though. You can see how the humour and ideas in this moved on to Cobalt Core, which is very cute. Plus now I know that Dracula is non-fiction, and he requires vast chambers for, liquid! Me too tbh.

It’s a great game if you want to kill time and build silly, I’M SORRY I mean perfect ships that make complete sense!

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Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove

Logo for Shove Knight: Treasure Trove
Steam Page (Home Page)

Okay technically I did Shovel Knight’s campaign, “Shovel of Hope” before the other campaigns were added so really this is about Plague of Shadows, Specter of Torment and King of Cards! Not Showdown though as I’m not too interested in that currently.

Continue reading “Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove”

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition

The logo for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition
Steam Page (The Unofficial Elder Scrolls Pages)

So I forced myself to actually beat Skyrim. Not in a negative way but in a “I’ve put more than 300 hours in to this game and never beat the main story I REALLY SHOULD” so I finally did. I mostly always got distracted by new releases, which Stardew 1.6 almost threatened to, but this time I said I’d finish before I do anything else so I did!

It’s uh. Skyrim! What can I say about it as a review that thousands of other people, some of which it’s their job, have said before? I do find it more fun than Oblivion, I think it’s fun to run around as a lizard, and so on. But… well here’s some things I guess?

  • The main plot is, neat I guess? Kind of dull!
  • The Civil War plot is just dull at best, and not good in general. If you’re playing as an Argonian or Kjaiht you have no reason to join the Storm Cloaks, but also the Imperials are shit too! I finally did it (Imperial) to finally say I did it
  • The good stories as always are the side stories, be it major like the Thieves Guild or more minor ones like the Daedric quests.
  • Never play it without mods
  • I never use the shouts! All these abilities and almost all of them feel inferior to… being a werewolf! Or stealth kills! Or the bow! Wow!

And that’s it really! Woo! I did it! Only 450 hours before I finally did! I hope you didn’t expect an actual wordy view of the game. Again, it’s Skyrim, there are people who have made much better posts about it than I.

A screenshot of the Steam library banners for both the original and special editions of Skyrim, showing approx 450 hours between them both.

Touhou Gouyoku Ibun ~ Sunken Fossil World.

TH!7.5 Sunken Fossil World key art for Nintendo Switch (with the translated title)
Steam Page (Touhou Wiki)

I finally got around to finishing this, which is good ‘cus when I first played it the final story wasn’t in (as it was added in the Switch ver and later updated in the Steam ver) and honestly it’s been a while but.

It’s. A game! A “horizontal side-scrolling danmaku water action game” if that means anything! I get what they were going for but it I now have cramp in my wrist oop. Conceptually the ideas work, but everyone (especially Murasa) either feels super sluggish or has feel like they don’t have much air control, or both!

Because of getting to the penultimate character back in 2022? 2021? I admittedly have forgotten a lot of how I felt about except just, frustration. Everyone would be fun to play as if the game didn’t seem to actively hate you. Oh well, that’s the last Windows Touhou game left on my list (that’s playable) now cleared. Finally.

On that note I could never find non-YouTube rips of the additional Switch tracks so I finally just did it myself here: No More Going Through Doors & Secret God Matara

Potion Craft's Key Art

Potion Craft: Alchemist Simulator

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Well I’ve got all the achievements now so that’s certainly time to write about this! I actually got this when it was in Early Access back in 2021 before it released, and beat it back then, but since then it’s gone gold and they added achievements to it. Well, more specifically to Steam, there are technically “achievements” in game but that’s getting ahead of myself.

On the surface it’s a fairly simple puzzle game as the aim of Potion Craft is simple: You’re an alchemist, you’ve opened up shop so you can research, create and sell potions. To do so you to chart a course on what’s called “The Alchemy Map” using your ingredients which all lay out their own path on the map, to reach a potion effect to brew a potion like so:

A composited screenshot of Potion Craft showing the path for Terraria and Waterbloom and the path they've laid out to a heart icon on the map
I’d joke this image is spoilers, but you’re given this by the tutorial

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